22 5 / 2013
Well. Going to McGill. College is funny.. Life is funny
WHAT. CALL ME, SHEA. asap. no excuses.
21 5 / 2013
well I’m about to go out to dinner with my cousin who I haven’t seen in years because she’s graduating and going off to Columbia next year and is a vegan and if that doesn’t convince you that she’s cooler than me well then you must not share the same inferiority complexes I do because she’s insane to a whole new level
19 5 / 2013
"They have a modern love. She woos him while she is high on pain medications. He grows enraged when she speaks about losing her virginity. She asks for his help in planning her best friend’s bachelorette party. He awkwardly paws at her chest like a revved-up teenager. Together, they are fully functional. They make each other human."

